Number 9. Death is going to happen deal with it.
Number 8. Life is sexually transmitted, if you are not trying to create life, practice sex safely. How and why are people still getting burned?
Number 7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die, just saying. Still strive for good health, no need to rush it.
Number 6. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and we can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes ladies get that man a sandwich or well you know.
Number 5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4. You don’t have to be a health nut to lead a healthy lifestyle. Moderation, learn the meaning and apply it to all facets of your life.
Number 3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism, it literally gives no fucks. “Fuck you thunder.” “This rain sucks.” “This cold weather is pissing me off,”…and so on. Yet, weather still happens.
Number 2. In the 60’s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
Number 1. Reap what you sow because life can be like eating spicy food. What you enjoy today might burn your ass tomorrow…
and as someone recently said to me: Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long…!!! Live your life.